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Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Turdish Dog Owners

I am fed up with foul dog owners letting their animals defecate outside my house and garage. It is bad enough that we have an infestation of morons walking lethal flesh ripping bull breed dogs around our streets among our children. Why are humans not allowed to defecate on the pavement and dogs are? How bent is that?

Why is it that moronic selfish dog owners are allowed to play canine bacterial and parasitical Russian roulette with our lives and that of our children?

The absolute fortune that is being spent on dog poo bins, sign mongering warning signs, adverts to encourage responsible behaviour and specialist fast response dog turd clean up teams is outlandish during the current economic crisis.

The solution is so simple. All dogs should be required by law to wear a nappy in public. We need to put a bill through parliament.

Problem solved and millions of pounds of public money saved.

MC Widdy

1 comments:

Joe MacFarlane. said...: Dear M.C You may have a point. I too wish to put a bill through parliament but on the scrapping of annonymity of men (but not school teachers) in reape allegations. How does one put a bill through Westminster? Yours, J.M.; 21 December 2010 15:38

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Bent Society: The Origin of Gonzo Criminology!

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Turdish Dog Owners

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