London 2012 Olympic Logo and Mascot Disgrace: Who Are The Real Criminals?

Laughing Stock London 2012

I had a 50 pence coin in my change last night. Minted ahead of time with the 2011 date on it, my coin of the realm bears the puerile 2012 graffiti celebration that is the "Lisa Simpson Blow Job logo" above two athletes fencing with their weapons out.

To make it even worse, now I see that one of our ludicrously infantile Olympic mascots looks for all the world like a penis. And so out of hopeless manic lunacy, caused by the lunatics who have taken over the asylum that is Britain, I have created a new - more forthright - logo that incorporates the essence of the 2012 London Olympics penis mascot.

Well someone was going to do it weren't they - and so I think we might as well laugh at ourselves now that we in the UK are all the laughing stock of the world.

Come 2012 some comedy documentary maker is going to be going all over the world asking people to tell them what they see when they look at the London Olympics logo and mascot. How they will laugh at us as we stand erect with our stiff upper lips receiving our bronze medals.

And what platitudinous, punterising propaganda will the buffoon-clown dicks who were put in charge of choosing the logo and mascot have to say then?

Really, I ask you, who are the real criminals? Do you have any idea how much tax payer's hard earned money was spent on all this phallicy? Well the London Olympic Games Organising Committee - headed by Lord Sebastian Coe (no apparent training in graphic design or common sense) paid £400,000 for the blow job.

They are remaining closed lipped on the price paid for the mascots, while Lord Coe mouths the same alibi for paying somone named Iris for the penis mascot that he did for the blow job:

"Lord Coe, chairman of the London Organising Committee of the Olympic games, defended the mascots, saying they would inspire young people to engage with sport. "

With more than 17,000 websites comparing Lord Coe's mascot to a penis you have to wonder what's coming and going on in the head of his friend Iris.

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