Sunday, 14 August 2011

University of Crime Looter Graduates


The University of crime told us today that they are going to enroll all graduate and student looters.


Natasha Reid - a Graduate in Social Work stole a £500 flat screen TV despite already owning one. She pleaded guilty after turning herself in. She will be sentenced on 1st September 2011.

What will the deluded US Police Chief Bill Bratton be able to do about our bent society - at huge cost to UK tax payers? Does he know much about anything besides how he reduced crime throughout the entire western industrialized world for 15 years by operating magically and miraculously out of New York through mysterious morphic resonance and perhaps top secret problem oriented zero tolerance transcendental meditation policing for the benefit of the world?

Sack Cameron's naive and underdeveloped Brain and call Cheri Blair and her magic crystal guru in to help at huge consultancy fees to be paid by UK Tax payers! Can Uri Geller help?

1 comments:

powdergirl said...

I may be wrong, but I believe I'm detecting some sarcasm here...